 Vines singer, new love entwined, Article in Sun herald |
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| evie dee |
 Jul 10 2008, 07:51 PM
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Can you picture the Vines opening for John Mayer?
I can picture the convos between John and Craig. Craig asking John for advice about girls. Craig: John? John: Yeah? Craig: How do I get girls? John: Don't date girls int he same industry. They'll use you! cell phone ringsJennifer, I'm done with you , you fucking bitch! I blogged that I broke up with you, take the hint and move on! Where was I? Craig: Dating girls in the same industry. John: They love you, use you, and then leave you. And if they're dad is their mana-I mean pimp-then you're really screwed. Craig: But I love KJ. John: Dump her and get a penis pump! Craig: Penis pump? John: Guys in the music industry need to be well endowed. And sleep with every groupie that you can. And it doesn't hurt to pee on them. Craig: I much prefer the Trukish snowcone and the mud pretzel. But golden showers? EW! John: Those are fine and all, but what really reels the girls in is peeing on them. Most importantly, it doesn't hurt to develop a huge ego. I SAID THESE SKITTLES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SEPERATED BY COLOR! Ryan: John, I loved the way you kissed me last night. That was awesome! John: And it doesn't hurt to start making out with guys. It's turns the lady's on, and they're butter. Craig: What about drugs? I've stopped doing them. John: Hire someone to do drugs for you. And it doesn't hurt to start writing songs about fucking supermodels. Craig: Why not tell them I'm Craig Nicholls? John: That will work. I'm fucked Gemma Ward. I told her that I was John Mayer. WHERE'S MY HOT DOG? Brad: But isn't the point to get to know girls? It worked for my girlfriend. John: Well, this way works for me. Hamish: But aren't you just using your ego? John: I don't use my ego. And it doesn't hurt to dress up in a bearsuit. Girls love guys who dress up in bearsuits. Craig: I thought ladies respect a man who can wash themselves. John: Washing yourself is so played out. Dressing up as animals is so much better. Craig: Okay, let me get this straight. Don't date girls in the same industry- John: Looking right in your direction, Jessica. Craig: get a penis pump, sleep with groupies, fuck Hollywood starlets and supermodels, and pee on girls. John: That's how I met a lot of the girsl that I dated. Craig: Thanks! John: No roblem! |
 
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| daytripper |
Jul 10 2008, 09:05 PM
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I like Mayer and the Vines, but lets not let the two meet.
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Jul 10 2008, 09:08 PM
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Hehehe that will all change when i go next year and get my work visa in Australia. Lol he will be like omfg! And then we'd go ride sharks in the ocean <3
hahaha. Nah but thats good for him =) Wonder if she influenced any of his songs in his new album you never really hear craig sing about love and such. Thats part of the originallity i saw in the vines in the first place. |
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Jul 10 2008, 09:12 PM
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| evie dee |
Jul 11 2008, 12:06 AM
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QUOTE(daytripper @ Jul 10 2008, 05:05 PM)  I like Mayer and the Vines, but lets not let the two meet. Let's hope not, but you never know. QUOTE(-Amnesia- @ Jul 10 2008, 05:12 PM) That looks photoshopped. She looks really bored, and Craig looks anxious to me. Idk, they just don't look into each other to me, and they both look high in that pic. |
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| evie dee |
Jul 11 2008, 12:19 AM
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QUOTE(StefanieNicholls @ Jun 19 2008, 06:06 PM) she would be in the band right away,yeah...oh god...craig, get a normal gf for once pleaaaase?! Agreed! |
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| Sexhair |
Jul 11 2008, 01:41 AM
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QUOTE(evie dee @ Jul 10 2008, 07:06 PM) That looks photoshopped. She looks really bored, and Craig looks anxious to me. Idk, they just don't look into each other to me, and they both look high in that pic. It is photoshoppped.   --------------------  QUOTE(White_Kids_Love_Hip-Hop @ Aug 30 2007, 09:50 PM) I wish craig tied me up and spread peanut butter all over my genatalia and licked it off. |
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| arbitrary world |
Jul 11 2008, 01:49 AM
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QUOTE(evie dee @ Jul 10 2008, 03:51 PM) Can you picture the Vines opening for John Mayer? I can picture the convos between John and Craig. Craig asking John for advice about girls. Craig: John? John: Yeah? Craig: How do I get girls? John: Don't date girls int he same industry. They'll use you! cell phone ringsJennifer, I'm done with you , you fucking bitch! I blogged that I broke up with you, take the hint and move on! Where was I? Craig: Dating girls in the same industry. John: They love you, use you, and then leave you. And if they're dad is their mana-I mean pimp-then you're really screwed. Craig: But I love KJ. John: Dump her and get a penis pump! Craig: Penis pump? John: Guys in the music industry need to be well endowed. And sleep with every groupie that you can. And it doesn't hurt to pee on them. Craig: I much prefer the Trukish snowcone and the mud pretzel. But golden showers? EW! John: Those are fine and all, but what really reels the girls in is peeing on them. Most importantly, it doesn't hurt to develop a huge ego. I SAID THESE SKITTLES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SEPERATED BY COLOR! Ryan: John, I loved the way you kissed me last night. That was awesome! John: And it doesn't hurt to start making out with guys. It's turns the lady's on, and they're butter. Craig: What about drugs? I've stopped doing them. John: Hire someone to do drugs for you. And it doesn't hurt to start writing songs about fucking supermodels. Craig: Why not tell them I'm Craig Nicholls? John: That will work. I'm fucked Gemma Ward. I told her that I was John Mayer. WHERE'S MY HOT DOG? Brad: But isn't the point to get to know girls? It worked for my girlfriend. John: Well, this way works for me. Hamish: But aren't you just using your ego? John: I don't use my ego. And it doesn't hurt to dress up in a bearsuit. Girls love guys who dress up in bearsuits. Craig: I thought ladies respect a man who can wash themselves. John: Washing yourself is so played out. Dressing up as animals is so much better. Craig: Okay, let me get this straight. Don't date girls in the same industry- John: Looking right in your direction, Jessica. Craig: get a penis pump, sleep with groupies, fuck Hollywood starlets and supermodels, and pee on girls. John: That's how I met a lot of the girsl that I dated. Craig: Thanks! John: No roblem! Holy god, I laughed SO hard at this. Imaginary John Mayer is fucking GOLD. WHERE'S MY HOT DOG? LMFAO --------------------  |
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| Sexhair |
 Jul 11 2008, 01:56 AM
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QUOTE(evie dee @ Jul 10 2008, 02:51 PM) Craig:sleep with groupies and pee on girls. Sounds damn good to me, Craig.   -------------------- QUOTE(White_Kids_Love_Hip-Hop @ Aug 30 2007, 09:50 PM) I wish craig tied me up and spread peanut butter all over my genatalia and licked it off. |
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| evie dee |
Jul 11 2008, 07:03 PM
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QUOTE(arbitrary world @ Jul 10 2008, 09:49 PM) Holy god, I laughed SO hard at this. Imaginary John Mayer is fucking GOLD. WHERE'S MY HOT DOG? LMFAO Thanks! |
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| MisplacedKeys |
Jul 11 2008, 07:05 PM
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QUOTE(evie dee @ Jul 11 2008, 02:06 AM) That looks photoshopped. Well, d'oh. |
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| evie dee |
Jul 11 2008, 07:08 PM
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QUOTE(Sexhair @ Jul 10 2008, 09:41 PM) It is photoshoppped. OH. Duh! Open mouth, insert foot. |
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| punklikeleno |
Jul 12 2008, 07:10 AM
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SO photoshopped and badly.
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Jul 12 2008, 07:56 AM
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I still can't get over the fact that someone would even think that thing were real.
For God sake, they cut off some of his hair.  -------------------- QUOTE(White_Kids_Love_Hip-Hop @ Aug 30 2007, 09:50 PM) I wish craig tied me up and spread peanut butter all over my genatalia and licked it off. |
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| arbitrary world |
Jul 12 2008, 08:27 AM
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QUOTE(Sexhair @ Jul 12 2008, 03:56 AM) I still can't get over the fact that someone would even think that thing were real. For God sake, they cut off some of his hair. If you can't tell its photoshopped, its obvious you didn't go through the HOLY SHIT I JUST DISCOVERED PHOTOSHOP LEMME DO CRAPPY PHOTOSHOP JOBS NAO phase like I think a lot of us did, including myself -------------------- |
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| Sexhair |
Jul 12 2008, 08:41 AM
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Guilty.
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| evie dee |
Jul 12 2008, 03:00 PM
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QUOTE(Sexhair @ Jul 12 2008, 04:41 AM) Guilty. Nice! |
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| rockoffmypants |
Jul 16 2008, 03:05 PM
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im really happy the new records finally coming out and that craig is happy too.... aaaaaaaah i want the record now! i cant find it anywhere....GAAAH! (hello everyone, im back from the grave) |
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| evie dee |
Jul 17 2008, 03:24 PM
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QUOTE(mooshell @ Jun 8 2008, 01:17 AM) ^Oh yeah, speaking of promotion strategies, what about the one where KJ seduced poor, helpless Craig and is now using him to get The Follow recognition. Because you know, most people here wouldn't even know of The Follow if it wasn't for them dating. IT'S A CONSPIRACY! *paranoid*  PS - I love "Happy Now", when you guys comin to the midwest? And tell Craig to get a myspace! Hehehehe... You just explained her starfucker vibe perfectly! And as soon as the recognition comes, the relationship will be over just as soon as it began. I have a bad feeling about this whole thing-a really bad feeling. Like I've said before, I just don't trust her. |
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Jul 17 2008, 03:27 PM
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