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post Oct 26 2009, 03:00 PM
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I know how you feel but at the same time I find this conversation highly inspirational shifty.gif
It's been a long time since I wrote a story... Methinks it's high time for another one devil.gif


He hated computers. Evil, contrary things, he called them. They glared at him, daring him to tackle them boldly only to thwart his efforts viciously and sneer in silence. Evil. Pure evil. I'm getting paranoid... Craig sat at the computer desk in his brother's study, his fingers poised over the keyboard. He hated computers but...
Curiosity had been consuming him like fire within for some weeks now. Ryan had told him to go and check out that website, their website, the vines.com and its message board. Funny things were going on there, he said. What sort of things, Craig asked, but Ryan only grinned. When pressed, he was not forthcoming. Go and see, he kept saying, his eyes burning into Craig's face.
Funny things... What on earth could it be? Some "funny" comments on their latest productions perhaps?
He winced, his hand trembling. Would he dare? He was almost certain those "funny" things would turn out to be some really pathetic attempts at misguided hilarity.
He stared at the blank screen. Oh, what's the bloody use...
Yet there was something in Ryan's eyes when he was telling him about that supposedly funny stuff, something unfathomable, almost a challenge. A challenge? Or was it perhaps something different... Some sort of...plea??



OK, so I guess now it's my turn to shut up mellow.gif


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post Oct 26 2009, 09:37 PM
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Here I was thinking we were gonna get buttsecks. x D Jokes.


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QUOTE(White_Kids_Love_Hip-Hop @ Aug 30 2007, 09:50 PM) *

I wish craig tied me up and spread peanut butter all over my genatalia and licked it off.

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post Oct 27 2009, 12:04 AM
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QUOTE(Rusty @ Oct 26 2009, 10:00 AM) *

OK, so I guess now it's my turn to shut up mellow.gif


Nooo keep going, this has me grinnin like an idiot. biggrin.gif
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post Oct 27 2009, 02:39 PM
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QUOTE(Sexhair @ Oct 26 2009, 11:37 PM) *

Here I was thinking we were gonna get buttsecks. x D Jokes.

Oh, you may joke about it but, to be honest, I'm absolutely sure Craig's butt is just too nice for Ryan not to have noticed it and made a good use of tongue.gif



QUOTE(mooshell @ Oct 27 2009, 02:04 AM) *

Nooo keep going, this has me grinnin like an idiot. biggrin.gif

No, I'd better not mellow.gif


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post Oct 27 2009, 03:09 PM
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This thread! laugh.gif
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post Oct 27 2009, 06:37 PM
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QUOTE(Rusty @ Oct 27 2009, 09:39 AM) *

Oh, you may joke about it but, to be honest, I'm absolutely sure Craig's butt is just too nice for Ryan not to have noticed it and made a good use of

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It's a very nice butt indeed:
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I wonder who took this pic? unsure.gif Lucky bastards!
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QUOTE(White_Kids_Love_Hip-Hop @ Aug 30 2007, 09:50 PM) *

I wish craig tied me up and spread peanut butter all over my genatalia and licked it off.

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post Oct 27 2009, 08:06 PM
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QUOTE(Sexhair @ Oct 27 2009, 08:37 PM) *

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It's a very nice butt indeed:
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A Homesick sexface will go with it nicely

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and who, I wonder, is he thinking of at this very moment, hmm? shifty.gif


QUOTE(Sexhair @ Oct 27 2009, 08:37 PM) *

I wonder who took this pic? unsure.gif Lucky bastards!
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Something seems to be missing in the middle... confused0006.gif




Ryan's head, perhaps? shifty.gif


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"Hey, this is what we did last nite, me and the goldilocks!"

Don't deny it, Craig's gesture says it ALL tongue.gif

(poor Ryan, trying to look all innocent and stuff, heh)



edit: Jeez, I really need to shut up, this is getting out of hand mellow.gif

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post Oct 28 2009, 08:48 AM
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QUOTE(Rusty @ Oct 27 2009, 03:06 PM) *

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IS THAT SMILEY HUMPING CRAIG? blink.gif


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A Homesick sexface will go with it nicely

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*siiigh* What a beautiful sight indeed.

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and who, I wonder, is he thinking of at this very moment, hmm? shifty.gif


Probably the song. x D

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Something seems to be missing in the middle... confused0006.gif
Ryan's head, perhaps? shifty.gif


Naaaw, I just wanna cover him with a blankie. rolleyes.gif

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"Hey, this is what we did last nite, me and the goldilocks!"

Don't deny it, Craig's gesture says it ALL tongue.gif

(poor Ryan, trying to look all innocent and stuff, heh)


Yes, we all know the truth.. wink.gif

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edit: Jeez, I really need to shut up, this is getting out of hand mellow.gif


Let us take it to pm's tongue.gif


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QUOTE(White_Kids_Love_Hip-Hop @ Aug 30 2007, 09:50 PM) *

I wish craig tied me up and spread peanut butter all over my genatalia and licked it off.

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post Oct 28 2009, 08:28 PM
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QUOTE(Sexhair @ Oct 28 2009, 10:48 AM) *

IS THAT SMILEY HUMPING CRAIG? blink.gif

Can you blame it? tongue.gif

QUOTE(Sexhair @ Oct 28 2009, 10:48 AM) *

Naaaw, I just wanna cover him with a blankie. rolleyes.gif

Really? Not, er... something quite opposite? innocent.gif tongue.gif


QUOTE(Sexhair @ Oct 28 2009, 10:48 AM) *

Let us take it to pm's tongue.gif

Can't. I blocked mine after some spammers attacked my inbox filling it with total filth.
(Jeez, those spambots that keep infesting this place scare me shitless, and I'm not kiddin' ohmy.gif )


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post Oct 28 2009, 10:31 PM
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QUOTE(Rusty @ Oct 28 2009, 03:28 PM) *

Can you blame it? tongue.gif

No, actually. I am under the assumption that every living breathing thing in this universe wants to shag Craig.

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Really? Not, er... something quite opposite? innocent.gif tongue.gif

rolleyes.gif Okay, cover him with a blanket after.

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Can't. I blocked mine after some spammers attacked my inbox filling it with total filth.

Bah! ):

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QUOTE(White_Kids_Love_Hip-Hop @ Aug 30 2007, 09:50 PM) *

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post Oct 29 2009, 07:42 PM
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QUOTE(Sexhair @ Oct 29 2009, 12:31 AM) *

No, actually. I am under the assumption that every living breathing thing in this universe wants to shag Craig.

Hmm...

A strange, flickering light appeared in the dark sky. It hovered for a moment above the sleeping city, as if wondering where to go next. Then it swerved abruptly and vanished from sight.
Inside one of the suburban houses a little boy, his face glued to the window, exclaimed feverishly, "Mommy, look! A flying saucer, look!"
"Shh, go to sleep, dear, you were having a nightmare"
"But it really was a flying saucer, I swear!"
"Don't be silly darling, go to sleep, it's past midnight..."

Inside the flying object a repulsive, greenish, one-eyed creature sat at the navigation console. It had travelled millions of light years through the universe in search of that pale blue watery planet, with a determined purpose in its diseased mind: to shag Craig.


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OMG that's Julian?!
Dunno why, but this pic made me think of the Night of the Living Dead mellow.gif


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post Oct 29 2009, 08:09 PM
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QUOTE(Rusty @ Oct 29 2009, 02:42 PM) *

A strange, flickering light appeared in the dark sky. It hovered for a moment above the sleeping city, as if wondering where to go next. Then it swerved abruptly and vanished from sight.
Inside one of the suburban houses a little boy, his face glued to the window, exclaimed feverishly, "Mommy, look! A flying saucer, look!"
"Shh, go to sleep, dear, you were having a nightmare"
"But it really was a flying saucer, I swear!"
"Don't be silly darling, go to sleep, it's past midnight..."

Inside the flying object a repulsive, greenish, one-eyed creature sat at the navigation console. It had travelled millions of light years through the universe in search of that pale blue watery planet, with a determined purpose in its diseased mind: to shag Craig.

Ew, pedo alien.

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OMG that's Julian?!

Yes.

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Dunno why, but this pic made me think of the Night of the Living Dead

Why's that turn me on more? mellow.gif


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QUOTE(White_Kids_Love_Hip-Hop @ Aug 30 2007, 09:50 PM) *

I wish craig tied me up and spread peanut butter all over my genatalia and licked it off.

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post Oct 30 2009, 07:00 AM
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Ha alot has happen in this forum while I was AWOL. biggrin.gif

Rusty can I become vice-chairman of the C.N.O.C.M. club? Puh-lease??? unsure.gif


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QUOTE(kitty_kat_kate @ Oct 30 2009, 05:00 PM) *

Ha alot has happen in this forum while I was AWOL. biggrin.gif

Rusty can I become vice-chairmaniac of the C.N.O.C.M. club? Puh-lease??? unsure.gif



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KATE! You are back! hug.gif


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QUOTE(Sexhair @ Oct 30 2009, 05:22 PM) *

KATE! You are back! hug.gif


Ummm yeah I am...but I've been busy...HSC, birthday, having a life etc...


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Omg guys, I think know I have issues. After seeing The Vines @ The Metro.. I want to marry Craig's belly button. It's the most perfect navel I have ever seen. O.O


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QUOTE(Sexhair @ Nov 3 2009, 08:56 AM) *

Omg guys, I think know I have issues. After seeing The Vines @ The Metro.. I want to marry Craig's belly button. It's the most perfect navel I have ever seen. O.O


I agree
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Navel spam anyone? hehe


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Navel spam anyone? hehe


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